Edward's Twilight: edward's version of twilight

Description: Edwards Twilight: edwards version of twilight Description: Product Description Warning to Twilight fans: Edward's Twilight is merciless in its good natured mockery of Twilight, and is not endorsed by Stephenie Meyer. Edward's Twilight has been Amazon's #1 TRUE Twilight parody for the past 4 Amazon reviewers say about Edward's Twilight: "Awesome and the twist at the end was amazing." - "Clever and witty dialogue, very good parody." - "This book is awesome." - "Finally, a parody that really 'gets' Twilight." - "Really clever." - "Kept me entertained and well written." - "A very good parody." - "It wasn't what I expected, but it was still amazing." - "Well written and downright hilarious." - "Excellent parody of Twilight." - "It must be good my teenager hasn't put it down." - "Edward's Twilight was awesome." - "The ending is very cool." - "Creative and funny." - "Hilarious and spot on, the author did a good job." - "I love Twilight but this book was a great parody." - "The author's use of synonyms just slayed me. Priceless." - "Well written and very humorous." - "I love a good parody and this is a GREAT one!" - "The parody is flawless." - "This novel is a parody and a very good one." - "5 stars baby! I love the ending." "Great read and highly recommended." - "I love Twilight but this is hilarious." - "Very funny and creative." - "I've read a few Twilight parodies, this is the best." - "Would recommend this book to any Twilight fan that can take a joke." - "This parody was hilarious and spot on." BOOK DESCRIPTION Edward's Twilight is a wickedly irreverent parody of Stephenie Meyer's Twilight, and is the first and only book to tell Edward's version of Twilight. Far more faithful to the original story than any other book, Edward's Twilight is the first true Twilight parody. Set in the eccentric town of Full Moon, Washington, the alternate universe of Twilight's Forks, and narrated by Edward Cullen himself in the voice of his alter ego, Edwin Dullen, Edward's Twilight entertainingly recreates Meyer's vampire tale as Edwin Dullen and girlfriend Jezebella Penguin perfectly and mercilessly spoof the wacky relationship between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. Nothing is off limits as Edwin and Jezebella offer witty and critical commentary on Meyer's characters, writing, and all things Twilight. From the Author QUOTES FROM EDWARD'S TWILIGHT "What is she doing? Sniffing her hair? Curses, swearwords, and unholy vexations! She smells it, that putrescent rotting aroma of the dead known in the world of perfumery as the vampire bouquet." "That is so much better, Edwin. Things are now as clear as the muddled plot of a teenaged girl-vampire-werewolf love triangle in a dream-induced novel." "Actually, a lot of people in Full Moon believe the werewolf legend. People have been finding piles of smelly, shredded clothes in the woods for a couple of years now." "If Stephenie had not written us into that literary blasphemy of hers, we would not be doomed to an existence of endless ridicule and disparagement." "The sweet fragrance of her blood excited my most base instincts and my most contemptible desires. I would definitely need to see Father Karras for confession." "Have you thought about killing me?" "In all of vampire history, there has never been a twinkling vampire. That nonsensical idea has set vampirism back at least two thousand years." "Research? No way," Jezebella retorted. "I just wrote down some random stuff that I made up." "You could prick my finger and have a little taste," Jezebella offered, rubbing a finger lightly over my lips and then easing it into my mouth. "Knowing that you hunger for my blood makes wanting to be with you even more irrational, reckless, and crazy, but I crave that spine-chilling sensation of menace and fear that I feel in your presence." "If this had not been written into Twilight we would not have had to spoof it and I would have been spared this undignified humiliation." "Taking no chances with he Payment Immediate payment is required upon selecting 'Buy It Now' or upon checking out through your eBay cart. We accept payment through either PayPal or major credit card. Shipping Standard shipping is always free of charge. Orders with standard shipping travel via the best courier based on size and weight. The estimated delivery window will also be displayed during checkout. International shipping is not available at this time. Returns We offer simple and easy returns on almost all items within 30 days of delivery. Contact us for a return authorization and address to ship your item to.

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Location: Denver, Colorado

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