Dentist Say: Funny Birthday Paper Card

Description: $1.99 Flat Shipping! Dentist Say: Funny Birthday Paper Card Click Thumbnails to Enlarge Product Description Dentist Say: Funny Birthday Paper Card Cover Reads: My Gynecologist Says I Can't Have Sex For At Least 3 Weeks. What Did Your Dentist Say? Inside Reads: I Say: Open Wide And Have A Happy Birthday. Hooray for husbands, who are always thinking about the big picture and what really matters. This funny birthday card is from our Talk Bubbles line, which mashes sweet, innocent art from yesteryear with the dirty, sexy thoughts of modern life. It's printed on recycled paper and available as a single or in bulk quantities. It's a perfect card for your dirty-minded friends - especially married men, who have probably had this exact conversation with their wives. There's more than one way to have a Happy Birthday. Just seek out a better proposal, open wide and enjoy. This and many more dirty birthday cards are available from NobleWorks Cards, because you definitely won't find cards this funny at the grocery store. Shipping About Us Contact Us Shipping Do you charge shipping and handling fees? We charge a flat rate of $1.99 for shipping within the United States, regardless of the number of cards you order. Orders of seven or more cards are shipped flat, while orders of six or fewer cards are shipped folded. Expedited shipping and international shipping, when available, are offered as upgrades for an additional fee. Do you charge taxes? Sales tax may be added at checkout depending on your state of residence. About Us Founded in 1980, NobleWorks and The Best Card Company, it's non-humor division, is an award-winning brand and member of the Greeting Card Association. We strive for 100% customer satisfaction and perfection on every card, every order, every time. Whether you purchased our stationery directly from us or authorized re-sellers, we are here to serve you. NobleWorks, known as "The Humor Company", includes more than 5,000 everyday and seasonal cards, with funny cards ranging from slightly silly to somewhat risqué. The Best Card Company offers a large collection of blank note cards, thank you notecard sets and boxed stationery featuring beautiful photos, creative styles and artistic designs. Note card sets typically include 10 assorted cards, each different, but closely related. All cards are made in North America, using thick and durable, recycled paper cardstock. We take pride in using renewable resources and environmentally friendly, print-on-demand printers. Contact Us Customer support can be reached - If you have any questions, please send us a message on eBay and we will get back to you as soon as possible. Standard Business Hours Monday - Friday 8am - Midnight EST. Saturday and Sunday 9am to 9pm EST. COPYRIGHT 2024 © NobleWorks, Inc. All rights reserved

Price: 6.98 USD

Location: Union City, New Jersey

End Time: 2025-01-02T17:08:54.000Z

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